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The greased strangler?

 

Met dank aan de indian guy op het pakje ridged chips.

 

Indian Tourist : You ask it for chips and you get nothing.

Scandinavian Tourist : Yes, you should tell management.

Indian Tourist : I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.

Senegalese Tourist : Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?

Indian Tourist : Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!

Scandinavian Tourist : Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.

Senegalese Tourist : Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Excuse me... what?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Can you say that again?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Yes but, what are these chips, made from?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Sorry but, what?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : I don't understand! Can you say that again?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Please one more time!

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Senegalese Tourist : Please one last time...

Indian Tourist : Porto.

Scandinavian Tourist : I think he's trying to say "potato".

Senegalese Tourist : Oh, yes! Po-TA-to! Potato chips!

 

 

 

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